I'm heading off to a movie later and decided to use Google Maps to find out how to get there. The movie is at Hoyts Garden City, so I chose "garden city" as the destination. This is the result*:
I particular love that it wants me to paddle a kayak across the Pacific. Although it helpfully arranges stops in Japan and Hawaii. The total journey time is estimated at over 26000 km and 56 days which I'm reasonably sure means that I'd miss my movie. At least kayaking is a step up from previous recommendations to swim.
* The start address here is that for my employer, for whom I do not speak.