Apparently this evening SBS will be broadcasting Olympic archery in the slot that should be occupied by Top Gear. This is wrong on so many levels. Not least of which is use of medieval weapons being considered an Olympic sport.

If you really want to get me to watch, combine medieval weapons and cars. Bring back jousting. With cars. Until then can we please stop pretending that any of the Olympic events are interesting to any but the terminally dull? Hopefully one day as a species we'll get over the idiotic nationalism that drives this overly expensive stupidity. I'm not holding my breath.